Thursday, December 11, 2008

Holiday Hooray or Bah Humbug?

As the Holidays are quickly approaching, I am finding my holiday spirit seriously lagging. I have yet to put on my Santa Hat. Hell I cant even find it. I think it's stuck somewhere in the laundry chute in the third strasosphere. but no worries I found the other decorations. I know these flippin lights worked when I put them away last year, but now theres a 3 ft section in the middle that wont light.....where are the extra bulbs?! All I can find are the 60 watt ones....fine on the tree they go!
Oh crap, thats right...presents. Hubby, (electronics) son, (video games) other son, (double kick for the drums) daughter (designer shoes) other daughter (DS) hmmm ok I work for a nonprofit.....lets see....ok if I take in the aluminum, donate plasma, sell my left ear to research lab ( its a seriously cute ear! It could work) Ok maybe santa has a magic atm too. thats it sock and underpants for everyone! But wait I have to stuff stockings.....well I guess that where all the laundry can hide when the inlaws come :)
HO HO HO everyone!


Baroness Bijoutery said...

Hoo Hoo is so right, I don't even have a tree to put up...why you ask because you have all my decorations. You gave me a great giggle this morning, thank you. And don't read this and then say KMA...Santa won't put you on the NICE list. Love you baby. Oh and your presents are on the way. Paid the extra fee so the reindeer would really speed them on.

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