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Thursday, December 11, 2008

Holiday Hooray or Bah Humbug?

As the Holidays are quickly approaching, I am finding my holiday spirit seriously lagging. I have yet to put on my Santa Hat. Hell I cant even find it. I think it's stuck somewhere in the laundry chute in the third strasosphere. but no worries I found the other decorations. I know these flippin lights worked when I put them away last year, but now theres a 3 ft section in the middle that wont light.....where are the extra bulbs?! All I can find are the 60 watt ones....fine on the tree they go!
Oh crap, thats right...presents. Hubby, (electronics) son, (video games) other son, (double kick for the drums) daughter (designer shoes) other daughter (DS) hmmm ok I work for a nonprofit.....lets see....ok if I take in the aluminum, donate plasma, sell my left ear to research lab ( its a seriously cute ear! It could work) Ok maybe santa has a magic atm too. thats it sock and underpants for everyone! But wait I have to stuff stockings.....well I guess that where all the laundry can hide when the inlaws come :)
HO HO HO everyone!